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sophygurl:

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’
"fuck yeah buddy"

Also, like, kids have fantastic ideas okay. Like, with my infinite monies maybe I’ll be thinking about boring stuff like buying a nice house and hiring some people to clean it.
A kid, on the other hand, will be like “BUY AN ENTIRE HOUSE MADE OUT OF TRAMPOLINES! HIRE DISNEY PRINCESSES TO COOK FOR YOU! BUY A THOUSAND TEDDY BEARS AND GIVE THEM TO SICK CHILDREN! BUY A PONY! BUY A PONY AND HAVE IT SURGICALLY ALTERED TO LOOK LIKE A UNICORN! GROW A HEDGE MAZE IN THE BACKYARD! HIDE COOL SHIT INSIDE IT LIKE STATUES MADE OF GLITTER AND THE BIGGEST CHRISTMAS TREE IN THE WORLD!”
IDEK, but kids man. Yea I’d let them tell me what to buy for a week out of each month if I had infinite monies.

sophygurl:

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’

"fuck yeah buddy"

Also, like, kids have fantastic ideas okay. Like, with my infinite monies maybe I’ll be thinking about boring stuff like buying a nice house and hiring some people to clean it.

A kid, on the other hand, will be like “BUY AN ENTIRE HOUSE MADE OUT OF TRAMPOLINES! HIRE DISNEY PRINCESSES TO COOK FOR YOU! BUY A THOUSAND TEDDY BEARS AND GIVE THEM TO SICK CHILDREN! BUY A PONY! BUY A PONY AND HAVE IT SURGICALLY ALTERED TO LOOK LIKE A UNICORN! GROW A HEDGE MAZE IN THE BACKYARD! HIDE COOL SHIT INSIDE IT LIKE STATUES MADE OF GLITTER AND THE BIGGEST CHRISTMAS TREE IN THE WORLD!”

IDEK, but kids man. Yea I’d let them tell me what to buy for a week out of each month if I had infinite monies.

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chacecrawfords:

Call him Voldemort, Harry. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.

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ivanoooze:

alright ditto you wise ass

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cutiewill:

lumos5000:

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS. 

we’re already home

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mishawinsexster:

Winchester logic. It’s hereditary.

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